RT @pchianca: just in time for... RT @pchianca: just in time for #halloween: Things to do on Twitter when you’re dead. http://tinyurl.com/yz32fuv
I've been invited to join EMI'... I’ve been invited to join EMI’s online music delivery system, which is my first clue in 15 years that EMI is still making music.
Ty Burr rules: "'The Canyon' i... Ty Burr rules: “‘The Canyon’ is so singularly inept it gives you a whole new appreciation for the ept.” http://bit.ly/2NHSuS
It might just be the cold medi... It might just be the cold medicine talking, but this Bill Cosby rap record isn’t as bad as I thought it’d be.
Finished my review of the REO ... Finished my review of the REO Speedwagon holiday album. Contains the phrase “all the charisma and vocal authority of a hairless kitten.”
Attention, gentlemen: Emmanuel... Attention, gentlemen: Emmanuelle Chriqui would appreciate it if you shaved your balls. http://bit.ly/3ZNynP
RT @kevinmontgomery: Advice on... RT @kevinmontgomery: Advice on getting from MT to Laramie, Wy today? We play there tonight; roads are closed. We’re here: http://ow.ly/xiZF
You need to hear Sting's "Cold... You need to hear Sting’s “Cold Song” to believe it. I dare you to play this loud in your office: http://bit.ly/1SB2EF
It's still early, but I think ... It’s still early, but I think Sting may have finally created something whose towering inessentiality eclipses his work in “The Bride.”
And now for the Sting holiday ... And now for the Sting holiday album, which will, I’m guessing, teach me what Christmas has to do with something called “soul cake.”
The one time I ask anything of... The one time I ask anything of Tori Amos, she lets me down. How unbelievably selfish of her.
Tori's Christmas record is nei... Tori’s Christmas record is neither as crappy nor as batshit weird as I wanted it to be. It’s just pretty and kind of boring.
Just got my first look at the ... Just got my first look at the cover of Tori Amos’ Christmas album. My sides hurt. http://bit.ly/4yGsQS
Which do I listen to first: St... Which do I listen to first: Sting’s Christmas album, or the Tori Amos Christmas album? Or should I just puncture my eardrums?
And now a press release for a ... And now a press release for a movie starring Johnny Gill and Robin Givens. Strange days, indeed.
RT @kittybrains: Buy my album ... RT @kittybrains: Buy my album for $2, suckers: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/elibolin
Peter Gabriel, in case you wer... Peter Gabriel, in case you were wondering, is still out of his shiny little head: http://bit.ly/4GuH2o
Until right this minute, I had... Until right this minute, I had no idea Meat Loaf’s daughter was married to Scott Ian.
Just received a press release ... Just received a press release about a miniature horse expo being held at a NASCAR race in Whitesboro, TX. I guess this is my moment of Zen.
