And now for what I'm guessing ... And now for what I’m guessing is the band’s original contribution to the holiday music tradition, a song called “The White Snows of Winter.”
I want the little drummer boy ... I want the little drummer boy to pa-rum-pa-pum-pum Kevin Cronin to death.
You would expect an REO Speedw... You would expect an REO Speedwagon Christmas album to be lame, and you’d be right. But you have no idea just how lame this is.
REO's "Deck the Halls" begins ... REO’s “Deck the Halls” begins with a corny skit starring — you guessed it — Kevin Assface Cronin.
REO Speedwagon's version of "S... REO Speedwagon’s version of “Silent Night” makes me want to poop on a Christmas tree.
You know what makes you want t... You know what makes you want to punch Kevin Cronin in the face even more than hearing him sing? Hearing him sing Christmas songs.
You know what will top off thi... You know what will top off this horrible day? Listening to the REO Speedwagon Christmas album. Might as well turn it up, too.
Just imagine the most colorful... Just imagine the most colorful string of profanity you can think of. That’s what I’m tweeting right now.
According to my inbox, Lionsga... According to my inbox, Lionsgate doesn’t have anything better to do than bring “Air America” to Blu-ray.
Hey, publicists: I'm deleting ... Hey, publicists: I’m deleting any e-mail that includes the phrase “You got to hear this record it so good.”
I'm shocked and disappointed b... I’m shocked and disappointed by the non-awfulness of the new OneRepublic record.
Used the wrong microphone for ... Used the wrong microphone for Saturday’s @popdose podcast call and fucked everything up. Very sad.
RT @jeffvrabel: Listening to t... RT @jeffvrabel: Listening to the Bee Gees is torture, yes, but it’s also *torture* torture « http://bit.ly/14LgHU
RT @dslifton: "It only took 35... RT @dslifton: “It only took 35 years, but she found a way to de-emphasize her lips … without showing her rack.” http://bit.ly/2JdL8L
Great! RT @largeheartedboy: NJ... Great! RT @largeheartedboy: NJ libraries get grants to establish & grow graphic novel collections http://bit.ly/4hyh6e
I'm on the fence here. Train h... I’m on the fence here. Train has a new album out. Should I write it up for You Again? http://bit.ly/4yuPUQ
Downloading the new Creed for ... Downloading the new Creed for an upcoming You Again? column. Son of a bitch.
Carly Simon's new album has so... Carly Simon’s new album has some of the worst artwork I’ve seen in a long time: http://bit.ly/gwrSn
RT @MatthewRyan101: You can bu... RT @MatthewRyan101: You can buy “Dear Lover” directly from us starting right now. Here’s the link: http://bit.ly/gZjUk
It's apparently @katyperry's b... It’s apparently @katyperry’s birthday. Now I know what to do with the box of hornets @KellySkittles sent me.
Also: @rahulgupta has solved @... Also: @rahulgupta has solved @popdose’s horrible outage issues by moving us to our new host. BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD.
The title of the second @popdo... The title of the second @popdose podcast is “Soup Fuckers.” You have been warned.
Just recorded the next @popdos... Just recorded the next @popdose podcast with @dslifton and @jasonhare. So, so, so much fun.
Just got an e-mail informing m... Just got an e-mail informing me a pair of wearable Tinker Bell wings is on its way here. Happy Hanukkah, @jasonhare!